-Hmm, and here I was thinking the basement door was creepy. What's behind it is at least several times worse.
-I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a cage and an altar so close together.
-[If you were expecting a joke involving alter boys and the catholic church you are a bad person and should feel badly! Jeez, some people.]
-A Rusty mace, that's my prize? I guess I'll pick it up... I’M IN THE CAGE! What? HOW?!
-Well now that you have my attention house, please tell me how I can negotiate my release before my claustrophobia kicks into high gear.
-In relation to my previous thought, PLEASE SPEAK QUICKLY.
-Fine, you want me to find some other evil guy so you can kill him with all your evil? Sure! Sounds great! JUST OPEN THE CAGE!
-letmeoutletmeoutLETMEOUT!
-There we go, another dangerous situation escaped with my dignity intact.
-Sure, I’ll go find your guy. Normally I don’t help possessed housing-structures kill people, but for you I’m willing to make an exception.
-*One cavern and many dead Forsworns later*
-Well you were a pain to find, sir. I have good news and I have bad. The good news is I’m here to rescue you, the bad news will be communicated to you at a later time.
-Heading back to Markrath are you? Lovely, this will make your untimely death all the easier. Did I say death? I meant.. um, party. This will make your untimely party all the easier.
-This game needs an *attempt sincere smile* menu option.
-Ok house, here is your evil priest. Give me things!
-Wait, now I need to kill him? Damn it, I thought you were going to do the dirty work! You are even less trustworthy than that ghost elk.
-I feel like I've failed some sort of morality test, damn my poor lizard upbringing!
-Well that was way more messy than I would have cared for, but on the plus side I'm out of that cage and I now have a mace the size of a child.
-However, I'm not entirely sure it was worth this stain on my reptile soul.
-I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a cage and an altar so close together.
-[If you were expecting a joke involving alter boys and the catholic church you are a bad person and should feel badly! Jeez, some people.]
-A Rusty mace, that's my prize? I guess I'll pick it up... I’M IN THE CAGE! What? HOW?!
-Well now that you have my attention house, please tell me how I can negotiate my release before my claustrophobia kicks into high gear.
-In relation to my previous thought, PLEASE SPEAK QUICKLY.
-Fine, you want me to find some other evil guy so you can kill him with all your evil? Sure! Sounds great! JUST OPEN THE CAGE!
-letmeoutletmeoutLETMEOUT!
-There we go, another dangerous situation escaped with my dignity intact.
-Sure, I’ll go find your guy. Normally I don’t help possessed housing-structures kill people, but for you I’m willing to make an exception.
-*One cavern and many dead Forsworns later*
-Well you were a pain to find, sir. I have good news and I have bad. The good news is I’m here to rescue you, the bad news will be communicated to you at a later time.
-Heading back to Markrath are you? Lovely, this will make your untimely death all the easier. Did I say death? I meant.. um, party. This will make your untimely party all the easier.
-This game needs an *attempt sincere smile* menu option.
-Ok house, here is your evil priest. Give me things!
-Wait, now I need to kill him? Damn it, I thought you were going to do the dirty work! You are even less trustworthy than that ghost elk.
-I feel like I've failed some sort of morality test, damn my poor lizard upbringing!
-Well that was way more messy than I would have cared for, but on the plus side I'm out of that cage and I now have a mace the size of a child.
-However, I'm not entirely sure it was worth this stain on my reptile soul.
It be the size of the child but it has enough evil for an adult or ten.
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