-Delphine, let’s hear your ideas for sneaking into the Santorum embassy. I’m on board with any plan you have, as long as it doesn’t involve talking animals.
-Crash a party? How very “Robin Hood”, I love it!
-Do I get to wear a suit? I want to be the talk of the spring fashion season.
-Hmm, your plan is at least partially suicidal and is going to rely on a more luck than skill. This plan is so terrible I could have come up with it. I’m in.
-Punchy and I are going to clear out our inventory, then we will be ready to go. I mean, if I’m already going to “break and enter” I might as well steal everything that is not nailed down.
-Where is the general store in this town? Is it behind that dragon? Oooooh, crap.
-What are you doing here?! Aren’t you supposed to fly around a bunch and torment us from the sky first?
-Stupid guards, get of out the way! I can’t get a clean shot on him with you guys flailing about!
-Also seeing you on fire is sorta distracting.
-There we go! Go and fly! Just go a few feet to your left and we can do this outside the city gates.... oooorrr you could just land in the exact same spot. DAMN IT!
-Fine, let’s end this quick, I’ve been saving this “highly potent” poison for sometime, one shot with this potion, which I like to imagine is actually vibrating with the raw power of evil, and I’ll be the savior of Riverwood!
-Poison applied, arrow back.... and.. DAMN IT, I missed.. I was sure I had him, bugger moved just enough to dodge me.
-No time to dwell, these people are still in mid-peril.
-The guards are actually doing a pretty decent job here, they have this beast surrounded and... Sigrid?! Get back in your damn house! No!
-*Thwomp* No! *thwomp* I had this fight *thwomp* I HAD THIS UNDER CONTROL! *Thwomp* No one was suppose to die! *thwomp*
-Not that it changes anything for you Alvor, but the dragon that killed your wife is dead.
-God damn it, I HAD THE DAMN SHOT... and I missed and now an innocent villager is dead.
-I know this shouldn’t matter, it was just one stupid NPC but... well, I needed to be a “the hero” tonight and I dropped the ball.
-I guess these things bleed over, real life to game and vice versa. I figured I would I be able to shake off a small bout of lost confidence I had gathered up in the real world in this virtual one. But now, I’m someone who has lost a touch of confidence in both.
-No time for parties here, I need to find a bandit camp and decimate it. Maybe I’ll find that what I need deep in the torso of a thief.
-Crash a party? How very “Robin Hood”, I love it!
-Do I get to wear a suit? I want to be the talk of the spring fashion season.
-Hmm, your plan is at least partially suicidal and is going to rely on a more luck than skill. This plan is so terrible I could have come up with it. I’m in.
-Punchy and I are going to clear out our inventory, then we will be ready to go. I mean, if I’m already going to “break and enter” I might as well steal everything that is not nailed down.
-Where is the general store in this town? Is it behind that dragon? Oooooh, crap.
-What are you doing here?! Aren’t you supposed to fly around a bunch and torment us from the sky first?
-Stupid guards, get of out the way! I can’t get a clean shot on him with you guys flailing about!
-Also seeing you on fire is sorta distracting.
-There we go! Go and fly! Just go a few feet to your left and we can do this outside the city gates.... oooorrr you could just land in the exact same spot. DAMN IT!
-Fine, let’s end this quick, I’ve been saving this “highly potent” poison for sometime, one shot with this potion, which I like to imagine is actually vibrating with the raw power of evil, and I’ll be the savior of Riverwood!
-Poison applied, arrow back.... and.. DAMN IT, I missed.. I was sure I had him, bugger moved just enough to dodge me.
-No time to dwell, these people are still in mid-peril.
-The guards are actually doing a pretty decent job here, they have this beast surrounded and... Sigrid?! Get back in your damn house! No!
-*Thwomp* No! *thwomp* I had this fight *thwomp* I HAD THIS UNDER CONTROL! *Thwomp* No one was suppose to die! *thwomp*
-Not that it changes anything for you Alvor, but the dragon that killed your wife is dead.
-God damn it, I HAD THE DAMN SHOT... and I missed and now an innocent villager is dead.
-I know this shouldn’t matter, it was just one stupid NPC but... well, I needed to be a “the hero” tonight and I dropped the ball.
-I guess these things bleed over, real life to game and vice versa. I figured I would I be able to shake off a small bout of lost confidence I had gathered up in the real world in this virtual one. But now, I’m someone who has lost a touch of confidence in both.
-No time for parties here, I need to find a bandit camp and decimate it. Maybe I’ll find that what I need deep in the torso of a thief.
The villagers and my squad assess the damage from the last dragon attack.
On the bright side at least your rogue arrow didn't kill Sigrid. Now you have even more reason to teach those damn resurrecting dragons who's boss.
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