Welcome to the second Bio-Shock entry from Sharlene who is filling in for my total lack of posting about Skryim. Without her help this blog would no longer be able to support itself and would fail. What I'm saying is, Sharlene is my Blog FEMA, or BLEMA if you will.
I know people questioned the value of BLEMA, but I'm certain you will agree with me when I say our $50 million tax dollars are well spent if it means we get to keep the lights on here at "How to Protect Your Knees" a little bit longer.
Till next time...
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<Sharlene>
-I guess I should look around..?
-Doot doot doot AH! oh, its just a flickering light...
-Ooh Kool-aid...*injects it into my arm* WAIT that’s not how you drink Kool-aid!
-DUDE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! HAVE YOU NEVER HAD KOOL-AID BEFORE?!
-For the record squeeze bottles were the best.
-I’d like to imagine that this is exactly what would happen if I injected myself with Kool-aid.
-Why is the joker here, and why is he talking about taking my virginity?
-That’s a big drill *wink*
-That was the worst waterslide ever.
-What in the hell, QUIT TRASH TALKING MY SISTER!
-Why is there a cat down here OH GOD SORRY I hit a cat...
-So electricity from my fingertips eh?...does NO ONE SEE how this is THE WORST IDEA under WATER?!
-TO HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ATLAS!
-Goddammit fine, I suppose I can help...
-Plasmids ruined everything....Sooooo, WHY DID YOU LET ME DRINK THE PLASMID KOOL-AID?!
-Oh neat a gun!
-FRIGGIN?! WHAT GHOST-O-VISION?! No no no nonono NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THAT!
-I can drink vodka in this game...oh it hurts me? Just like real life.
-Gain health from smoking...Say what now?
-A dark hallway...oh geez, guess where I REALLY don’t want to go....
-COME ON isn’t there ANY OTHER WAY AROUND?!
-...lower the weapon?!...NO DUDE, FRIG THAT NONSENSE!
-This is all like, horror survival 101.
-Hello creepy little girl and big dudeface, *taps shoulder* you wouldn’t happen to know how to get to...OH GOD I”M SORRY I JUST WANTED TO ASK A QUESTION!
-JESUS WHAT WHATS GOING ON OH GOD EVERYONE SEES ME WHHHHYYYY...WHERE DID ALL MY BULLETS GO?!
-The Medical Pavilion?..I hate medical places in horror games.
-Its like “Parasite Eve” all over again, except I can’t make my sister play through the parts where I walk through the morgue.
-Hey hellocopter gun thing, you will be my friend!
-I swear I did not mean to shoot you! These controls are difficult...
-GAH WHY! WHY SO MANY BUNNY MASKS?!
-Let this be a lesson, this is what happens to you if you half-ass being a furry!
-Why are there like 80 nurses and I haven’t seen a single doctor? I have a bone to pick with the medical program here in Rapture.
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